Dear Friend, I am write you with special offer. Because of bad accountant, I find myself in most desperate need of US$115 by Friday. Next pay day two weeks away.
My account name Stuart Jansen. Much bad accountant. If you have friend use him to watch money, I suggest warn friend. I try use Gnucash instead from now on. Maybe you do same? Every book $15 less than bookstore used price. You return book have now to bookstore before 15th. Use money for date instead. I hear CS major like date. Date much. Introduction to the Theory of Computation - $58.50 Essentials of Programming Languages - $30.50 Computer Systems: A Programmer's Perspective - $62.00 Fundamentals of Algorithms - $47.25 Operating Systems: Internals and Design Principles - $54.00 A First Course in Linear Algebra With Applications (Hal G. Moore, Adil Yaqub) - $60.00 Because I've been having problems with my BYU email account lately, please call instead: 371-4436 Unfortunately, this email is embarrassingly real even though I've tried to make it humorous to avoid offending anyone that might consider this the appropriate forum. -- Stuart Jansen <[EMAIL PROTECTED], AIM:StuartMJansen> Interviewer: What do you think anything[sic] is still missing from the [Linux] kernel? Andrew Morton: Groupies!
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