This campaign has not been as entertaining as I had hoped it would be. The whole SCO++ dialog has been alright, but I thought that I'd be reading some more interesting things about myself. So, in order to provide more entertainment for the readers of this list, I am now verifying my candidacy for the UUG presidential campaign.
My esteemed opponent from Washington has compared me to some soggy soy product and questioned my meeting attendance. I'm sorry to say that I have still not tasted tofu yet. As for my dedication to the UUG, I have attended every single meeting since I have been a member, except for Mr. Holt's presentation earlier this month. Even though I was not able to attend, I did my best to support the event by supplying the binary grab bag item. As I was going to work this morning, I wasn't in the Talmadge building for more that a couple minutes before being accosted by TuxGirl. She informed me that she had a hitman that I should be watching out for, and she even made some veiled threats of a nuclear strike executed by some of her Iranian relatives. After threatening me, she had the audacity to suggest that we make some sort of secret agreement to join our forces against the campaign of SCO++. While I do not support the platform of SCO++, I refuse to undermine the power of the populous by giving them a legitimate, competitive campaign. I have since learned that TuxGirl is working to find "dirt" on me. She has even begun to spread ridiculous rumors that I am a member of the French Club! I unequivocally state right now, that I am not, nor have I ever been, a member of ANY French Club. Not here at BYU, nor any other organization. She has also attempted to use my personal website as ammunition against me. If you missed that email, check it out for yourself. http://students.cs.byu.edu/~javert42/ I am not ashamed of its contents, not even the "wiggin'" page. (It appears that TuxGirl was not perceptive enough to find that one.) My name is Topher Fischer, and I am running for UUG president. After an age of ruthless dictatorship (which TuxGirl refuses to acknowledge), I will bring a balance to the club. I am a Free Software proponent, but not a raving zealot. I bring the calm, cool reason that is necessary for such a public office. I will work to increase the active membership of our organization, and see that the meetings continue to improve. I will buy the pizza for the first club meeting that I lead as your new President. -- Topher Fischer GnuPG Fingerprint: 3597 1B8D C7A5 C5AF 2E19 EFF5 2FC3 BE99 D123 6674 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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