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ANTIWAR
Thursday, April 7, 2005
Balkan Express
by Nebojsa Malic
Bizarre Balkans Bulletin
There is a good reason most contemporary Balkans literature tends to be
surreal. It is hard to write realistic fiction when reality is far more
bizarre than anything literary wizards are capable of conjuring. In a place
that logic and reason seem to have abandoned a while ago, ironies and
absurdities abound, as if what was once Yugoslavia had at some point entered
the Twilight Zone - and it isn't even bothering to look for a way out any
more.
Here are five episodes in the ongoing drama that took place over the past
week or so. Every bit of insanity is authentic, every irony deliberate.
Missing the Pope, and the Point
As did everyone else, the Balkans noted the passing of Pope John Paul II.
Leaders of all ex-Yugoslav states sent their condolences, whether they were
Catholic Slovenes and Croats, Muslim Bosnians and Albanians, or Orthodox
Serbs and Macedonians.
Of course, statesmen and clergy had political motives for what they said,
irrespective of their genuine feelings for the Pope. For example, while
Kosovo "President" Ibrahim Rugova praised John Paul II as a "great pope who
dedicated his life to peace, freedom, and mutual understanding," he also
said Albanians "should pay credit to him for the freedom, independence, and
democracy of [Kosovo]," (Radio Free Europe) a none-too-veiled reference to
their desired goal.
However, only Slovenians and Croatians can truly thank the Bishop of Rome
for their independence. The Vatican was a major supporter of these Catholic
republics' secession, which plunged Yugoslavia into the bloody Succession
Wars. It was the first government to recognize Croatia in 1991. Bosnian
Muslims can also appreciate the Pope's advocacy of Imperial "humanitarian
intervention" on their behalf - plus they get points for tolerance that in
reality seems wanting. And while Albanians can't really say that John Paul
II brought them independence, he certainly never found the time or the
inclination to condemn their wanton destruction of Serbian Orthodox heritage
in Kosovo.
Radio Free Europe's Patrick Moore maliciously claims that Serbs and other
Orthodox faithful in the Balkans never overcame their "mistrust" and
prejudice toward the Pope. He does not mention, however, the long history of
conflict between Catholicism and Orthodoxy in the region, which took place
against the backdrop of Ottoman conquest. And he cavalierly brushes off a
brutal genocide that the very Catholic "Independent Croatia" of WW2
inflicted upon the Serbs and Jews within its boundaries, comparing it to the
"ethnic cleansing of Croats and Muslims by Serbs during the 1992-95
conflict."
Not only has the Holy See never apologized for the crimes of its clergy
under the Ustasha regime, John Paul II even beatified Cardinal Stepinac, the
top Croatian cleric during WW2, who had blessed the Nazis and the Ustasha as
"liberators." Maybe all that had something to do with the "cool reception"
the Pope received among the Balkans Orthodox.
Kosumi's Tirana Trip
One of the first items on the agenda for the newly appointed "prime
minister" of Kosovo Bajram Kosumi was a trip to Albania, where he hoped to
"create a joint strategy" with Tirana for the "process of Kosovo's status"
(AP) - that is, swift independence.
"There is only one issue that cannot be negotiated with Belgrade - Kosovo's
status, the will of the Kosovo people, which has been violated for 100
years," Kosumi told the media.
A hundred years? That certainly demolishes the carefully constructed myth
that it was Slobodan Milosevic who somehow caused Albanian separatism. And
if "Greater Albania" is simply a Serb propaganda trick, as the International
Crisis Group insists, why is Kosumi seeking a "joint strategy" with Tirana?
Perhaps fearing that even the gullible public might finally put two and two
together, major media and other partisans of the Albanian Cause continue to
broadcast the ICG mantra, as if to drown out any facts that might get in the
way.
Whose Foreign Minister, Again?
After the Washington Postindulged in some ICG-parroting on the anniversary
of NATO's 1999 attack, its editors received a surprisingly strong response
from the ambassador of Serbia-Montenegro in D.C. But even as Ivan Vujacic
was administering a long-overdue tongue-lashing to the Post, his boss was
doing his best to hurt Serbia in an interview with Financial Times.
One of the most outspoken enablers of Empire in Serbia, the insufferable
dolt Vuk Draskovic proved once again that his appointment as foreign
minister was a horrible mistake. Blindly pursuing his personal paranoid
obsessions, he told the British paper on Tuesday that Serbian security
services "know" the whereabouts of Bosnian Serb General Ratko Mladic - a
charge the Hague Inquisition and the Empire have been making for years, but
have never been able to substantiate.
"It is only logical that the security services know where Mladic is. They
know if he is in Serbia, and they know if he is not. They are paid to
know...Without that kind of protection... it would be impossible for Mladic
to be invisible," Draskovic is quoted as saying.
Now, notice that he didn't actually say the Serbian state security knows
Mladic's whereabouts, merely that they ought to know, as that was their job.
Well, a proper foreign minister ought to be representing his country's
interests, which generally means not making spurious accusations (on behalf
of foreign governments and institutions, no less!). Obviously, what "ought
to be" and what "is" aren't always the same in Serbia.
The Financial Times was fair enough to say that Rade Bulatovic, head of the
Serbian security service (BIA), condemned Draskovic's prattling, saying he
"[spoke] irresponsibly about a matter of national security." Says Bulatovic,
"This is a very serious accusation, but it is not based on any evidence. The
evidence shows the contrary, absolutely." Still, Bulatovic's denial hardly
has the energy of Draskovic's sensationalist slander, especially since the
FM said precisely what the Inquisition, Brussels, and Washington wanted to
hear.
Staying Alive
For Serbian Prime Minister Vojislav Kostunica, the arguably clinically
insane behavior of his coalition partner Draskovic must be even more
frustrating than the horrendous economic mismanagement by his other ally,
G17 Plus, or the constant sniping by the opposition Democrats. Surely, he
must be wondering whether the survival of any government in power against
all odds is worth having a loose cannon like Draskovic on deck.
The fact that Kostunica formed an uneasy alliance of Serbian political
leftovers that lasted longer than any analyst predicted is a cause for some
celebration. He resisted strong Imperial pressure to rehabilitate the
Democrats, whose DOS regime had made a terrible mess of things, and he also
resisted the siren's song of the Radicals, who though popular in the
Serbian electorate - are reviled by the Empire.
But by charting the middle course, Kostunica has had to tolerate the
histrionics of Draskovic, the whims of G17 Plus (its leader, Deputy PM
Miroljub Labus, has threatened to resign seven times already!), and the
squeamishness of Socialists who aren't in the coalition, but whose votes
are necessary to sustain the government. As a result, his coalition has been
almost as heterogeneous as DOS, and Serbia has been going nowhere, slowly.
And while the best government is that which governs least, Serbia has
desperately needed some governing - specifically, reforms toward rolling
back government influence over every aspect of society. The people who
toppled Milosevic may speak about "democracy" and "reform," but they are
hardly willing to give up any of the power accrued by the state under
socialism. As a result, it's nearly impossible to get anything done in
Serbia without a lengthy and costly process of complying with myriad rules
and regulations. Worst of all, instead of dismantling the stifling state
apparatus, the government has made it more powerful through an
American-style tax reform that improved its ability to pillage.
So, while Vojislav Kostunica can congratulate himself on political know-how,
he ought to wonder whether any of it has done Serbia any good.
Conquest by Clothing
A prime example of self-destructive governmental policies is a recent trade
agreement with the EU, allowing the export of Serbian textile products into
the Union at low - and eventually no - tariffs. The new trade regime is
scheduled to start sometime this summer. Seemingly a political and economic
triumph, this deal is more ephemeral than it appears. It remains to be seen
whether the Serbian clothing industry - badly hurt by a decade of on-and-off
blockade and at least that much behind the times in organization,
manufacturing, and advertising - actually succeeds in selling much to
Europe. Surprises are possible, given Serbia's untapped and suppressed
potentials; but in a bureaucratic nightmare of laws and regulations that
actively discourages entrepreneurship, they are simply unlikely.
Sure enough, a Chamber of Commerce official said that "textile workers alone
will not be able to increase production and the marketing of products in
Europe...a concrete strategy for the revitalization of Serbia's textile
industry was needed from the government." Instead of a clothing renaissance,
with Serbian haute couture streaming into Europe and entrepreneurs raking in
the profits, the whole endeavor will be another bureaucratic boondoggle.
But it gets worse. According to TOL:
"Serbian minister in charge of international economic relations, Milan
Parivodic, told the Belgrade media after signing the deal in Brussels that
it had 'great political importance' since it marked the first time that
Serbia had signed an agreement with the EU on its own rather than as a
member of the state union with Montenegro."
So the dolts in the Serbian trade ministry actually helped the EU drive
another wedge between Serbia and Montenegro, believing all along they were
being done a favor! No wonder the leading Montenegrin separatist party
dissolved itself recently. Its ideas - once beyond the pale - have become
mainstream, and now they even seem to have tacit EU approval.
Not Just the Balkans
Meaningless trade treaties, religious grudges, irredentists who pretend
otherwise, raving lunatics as top diplomats, compromise governments that
can't do anything right but are still better than some alternatives, pots
calling kettles black - all this, and much more, seems only possible in the
Balkans "twilight zone."
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