[Kostya's benchmarks](https://github.com/kostya/benchmarks) is finally back to life, and they just added Vlang. I don't know the details, but the current results are hilarious! 😁
While we're on the subject of joking about other languages, [much D lols on Reddit](https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/di954b/vision_of_ds_future/f3v5dub/?context=3). (Sorry, couldn't resist. This thread will probably get locked [as well](https://forum.nim-lang.org/t/4758).)
