> Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar > SWARG ban gaya... aur main...SWARGWASI... > > > > *************************************** > **************************************** > ************************************** > > > > They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before > marriage, it is love; after marriage it is > self-defense > > > > *************************************** > *************************************** > *************************************** > > > > its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such > beautiful things as women..and then they turns them into > Wives !?!!!?! > > > > *************************************** > *************************************** > *************************************** > > > > It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle > > Million soldiers 2 protect a country > > BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME! > > Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI > > > > > > *************************************** > *************************************** > *************************************** > > > > After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. > He Chcked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by TORCh > > & finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI > > > > *************************************** > *************************************** > *************************************** > > > > What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? > Magnets have a positive side! > > > > *************************************** > *************************************** > *************************************** > > > > Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. > > Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? > > Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!! > > > > *************************************** > *************************************** > *************************************** > > > > A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. > > A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. > > A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a > HUSBAND.! > > > > *************************************** > *************************************** > *************************************** > > > > > Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat. > > Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? > > Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? > > Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon. > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nirma_95ch/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/