It
is not only age. Women lie about a whole lot of other facts of life,
arguably as much as men. But the tools of lies assume a different
motive (and significance) when used in a marriage. While we've said
earlier that some lies are simply imperative to keep the foundations of
a relationship intact, there are some others which are becoming
exceedingly common with women. Thus, we thought, we should inform the
men of our city to be aware of these statements, just in case your wife
or girlfriend gives it to you, wrapped in sweet nothingness.
“You’re perfect”
Lateral translation: I hope this makes you swell with pride
She
“loves you just the way you are’ and wouldn’t want to “change a thing
about you”; but be practical man, nobody is perfect. Many women are
heard saying this at the beginning of a relationship because they
didn't know you very well but after some time will definitely find
something that needs changed. (The way you fling your shoes after work,
for example). So, if she tells you something like this, don’t be
flattered because the statement can expire only after a couple of days,
and she will be the one to ask you to change.
“You’re right”
Lateral translation: Shut up
When
you hear this suddenly in the middle of an argument; it is criminal to
believe it. Maybe this makes you feel proud of yourself for a split
second, but you have to know that this is a big lie. She said this just
to make you shut up, even if she didn't consider that you're right. She
knows that after a while you will see that she was 'righter', and is
perhaps waiting for an apology.
“Nothing is wrong”
Lateral translation: You better find out how screwed up my life is
The
most common lie "I'm fine" when asked if there is something wrong is
used by women, across cultures. You see that she is upset, she is
acting strange or doesn't want to talk to you too much, when you ask
her what the problem is, she says that everything is fine. Women don't
want to tell the underlying truth since they (fortunately or
unfortunately) expect the clueless sahib to figure out that something
is wrong.
“I do love sports honey”
Lateral translation: "Whatever it takes, for a trip to the mall this weekend"
This
one's so common, it has actually been the focus of a popular television
commercial recently. Point is, maybe she agrees to stay and share in
the cricketing action at Australia, but this doesn't really mean that
she loves it. She accepts to do this just to show you that she is
different from other women and you have common interest. You may be
thinking that you have found the perfect girl for yourself, because not
many of them would like to watch cricket (or other sports), but don't
be too happy, she might just be ogling at a Yuvraj Singh or a
Christiano Ronaldo.
“I like spending time with your friends”
Lateral translation: It's fun to get gossip about the who's who of our
friends-circle
In
the beginning this may be fine, but overdoing it may kill her interest.
Even if they are your good friends, she would like to spend more time
alone with you and not with your friends. If she didn't tell you this
already, she will ask you to keep visits from your buddies at minimum
and then she might keep pretending she loves them.
“Your family is adorable”
Lateral translation: I hope this does good PR for a future marriage
"So
I love spending time with your mom, sister, cousins” etc. The truth?
Maybe once a month. Think about it. Do you really think that she might
be attracted to your family where everybody might be watching very move
of hers? She agrees to spend time with your family when is necessary
but she doesn't do it with much pleasure even if she is pretending in
front of you that she likes them.
“Your bank account doesn't matter”
Lateral translation: ..as long as I have the debit card to that account
This
one has been the butt of many jokes in marriages all round the world.
We sincerely hope you didn't believe this when she said it to you when
you were dating. All women want a guy who is financially stable and
independent, a guy that can assure her a future with no financial
problems. All this, at least to convince her parents. However, most of
the times, this doesn't mean that you have to be filthy rich to have a
girlfriend, or she's eyeing your money.
“It doesn't bother me if you look after your female friends”
Lateral translation: I don't want you to know how green with jealousy I am
This
one too, is too good to be the truth. Even she says that this is ok,
she will definitely be upset that you want to go drop a decent-looking
female friend to her place late night. They consider themselves 'second
best' in such cases, and accept this in order to make themselves seem
less pathetically needy. If you choose to go to dance bars though, she
will bombard you with so many taunts later, that you will agree with Mr
R R Patil that they are banned.
“You are very good in bed”
Lateral translation: Telling you how bad you are might encourage you to defect
to someone else
If
she chose to speak about this topic without you asking her, you don't
have to believe all she says! If she starts to compliment you about
your sexual experience on her own, it doesn't mean she really believes
that. Often a woman who cares about a man tells him all "he wants to
hear" just to make him feel good about himself. So think about your
girlfriend, your past relationships, your sexual experiences and see if
you really deserve compliments on this one.
“Don't worry, it happens to everyone”
Lateral translation: I want to get used to accidents
If
you just make an obvious mistake, inside or outside bed, you might hear
this one from your girlfriend.. She doesn't want to show you how upset
she is on you but in her mind thinks something else. "I wouldn't be too
sure that your mistake is forgiven and I would worry with not making
too many '' accidents'' like these" she might be thinking.
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