Good Day Brothers and Sisters,
Its Monday, 3rd March 2008
Hello My dear Brothers and Sisters,
Good Morning and a Great New Day full of laughter,
joy and peace to you all,
We can't forget our medicine, now can we ...
Here goes the first about us all ....
This one talks about How we deal with a discussion
on a topic on the groups ...
And what makes it hilarious is that its true ...
How many Group members does it take
To change a lightbulb?
One to change the light bulb and to post
That the light bulb has been changed.
Fourteen to share similar experiences
Of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb
Could have been changed differently.
Seven to caution about the dangers
Of changing light bulbs.
Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors
In posts about changing light bulbs.
Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.
Six to argue over whether it's
"lightbulb" or "light bulb".
Another six to condemn those six as stupid.
Fifteen to claim experience in
The lighting industry and give
The correct spelling.
Nineteen to post that this group is not
About light bulbs and to please take
This discussion to a lightbulb
(or light bulb) forum.
Eleven to defend the posting to the group
Saying that we all use light bulbs
And therefore the posts are relevant
To this group.
Thirty six to debate which method
Of changing light bulbs is superior,
Where to buy the best light bulbs,
What brand of light bulbs work best
For this technique and what brands
Are faulty.
Seven to post URLs where one can see
Examples of different light bulbs.
Four to post that the URLs were posted
Incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.
Three to post about links they found
>From the URLs that are relevant
To this group which makes light bulbs
Relevant to this group.
Thirteen to link all posts to date,
Quote them in their entirety
Including all headers and signatures,
And add "Me too".
Five to post to the group that they will
No longer post because they cannot handle
The light bulb controversy.
Four to say "didn't we go through this
Already a short time ago?"
Thirteen to say "do a Google search
On light bulbs before posting
Questions about light bulbs."
Three to tell a funny story about
Their cat and a light bulb.
AND
One group lurker to respond to
The original post 6 months from now
With something unrelated and start it
All over again.
LOL ... Now that's true ...
Now this next one's rated slightly 'R'
Difference between Potentiality and Reality
Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'Potentially'
and 'reality'?"
Dad: "I will show you"
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1
million dollars"?
Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity"!
Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million
dollars?
Daughter: "Wow! Yes! He is my fantasy!"
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with, Tom Cruise
for 1 million dollars"?
Elder Son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million Dollars! I
would never hesitate!"
So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son, 'Potentially'
we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in 'Reality' we are living with 2
prostitutes and 1 gay.
...... .....
Puts everything in perspective now, doesn't it????
On with the show ....
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Feel free to forward this post in its entirety
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With that thought in the back of your mind, its
TIME TO GET THAT BUTT MOVIN'
Time to "seize the day......"
CARPE DIEM
Until next time, make it a blessed day,
Make this day good
Love you all
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but His Retirement plan is out of this world.
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With best wishes from
Rahul,
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