~This Week's Spiritual Joke~ It's New Year's Eve at Sunnyside Senior Citizen's Center and they're having their annual party, when at the stroke of midnight, an angel appears before the crowded room of old folks and declares, "God has chosen your group to be graced with the first of His miracles in this new year! Each of you need only tell me of your one desire, and it shall be done!"
One little old lady of about 70 nearest the angel steps quickly forward, and without hesitation says, "I want to be made young and beautiful again!" The angel passes his hand before her, and instantly she's transformed, and where the little old lady stood only a moment ago now stood a young and beautiful woman. Though, oddly, from way back in the rear of the room the angel heard a small chuckle. The next was an old man of about 75 who stepped forward, and though a bit more hesitant, responded to the angel, "That sounds good to me too, make me a young and handsome fellow once again." Again, The angel passes his hand before him, and instantly he too is transformed from an old man to the young and handsome fellow of his request. But, once again, the angel hears what now sounds like giggling coming from back in the rear of the room. One by one the crowded room of old folks in their 60's, 70's, and 80's step forward before the angel. And the request of beautiful youth has caught on with all, each expressing the same desire, with the angel transforming each in turn to beautiful young women and handsome young men. By the time the angel has worked his miraculous way through the crowd to the back of the room, he finally sees the source of what now has turned into uproarious laughter. A little, crotchety, old man who looks to be nearly 100, surely the oldest of the whole crowd ... rolling on the floor howling with laughter. The angel, perplexed, asks of the crotchety old man sternly, "Sir, exactly what is it you have found so continuingly and growingly amusing in all of the miraculous events bestowed upon all here tonight?" The little, crotchety, old man straightens up, and still giggling, stands before the angel responding, "I think you'll get it too in a moment." To which the angel inquires, "Yes?" And the crotchety old man says, "My one desire ... my request." So, again, the angel inquires, "And ... what would that be?" And the crotchety old man finally answers, "To make 'em all just as old and ugly as me!!!" Then falls down on the floor, rolling back and forth, howling in uproarious laughter. Group [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED]@yahoogroups.comWelcome To dimpill's gang! This is the Best Place to Hang around.We Give u the Best in Latest News, Jokes, Funny Pictures,Wallpapers,Latest Buzz and Much More! Connect your World with Us join Now http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dimpill_gang/join Affiliated group from dimpill_gang for Only Adult Mails http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fantazies/joinAffiliated group from dimpill_gang for Only Health and Food Mails http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Health_and_Gourmet/join _______________________________________________ No banners. No pop-ups. No kidding. Make My Way your home on the Web - http://www.myway.com
