Porn Industry Irrevocably Damaged by Association with Ted Cruz
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/porn-industry-irrevocably-damaged-by-association-with-ted-cruz
The pornography industry has likely suffered permanent damage
as a result of its unfortunate association with the Texas
senator Ted Cruz, industry sources said on Tuesday. Porn,
which takes in annual profits of fifteen billion dollars,
could see those revenues decimated if, as some industry
experts fear, users begin to have intrusive thoughts involving
Senator Cruz. "For porn producers, this is a crisis with no
simple solution," Harland Dorrinson, an industry insider,
said. "If you warn viewers not to think about Ted Cruz,
there's a real danger that that's all they'll think about."
In the hours since porn first became associated with the Texas
senator, traffic to porn sites has plummeted in what industry
sources are ruefully calling "the Cruz effect."
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