*"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends". ************ ********* ********* ********* ***** * ** *A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother" Santa wrote back, * ** *" SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" ************ ********* ********* ********* * * ** *What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress* ** ************* ********* ********* ***** * ** *Husband asks: * ** *"Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is: W ithout I nformation F ighting E very-time Wife replies : * ** *" No,...... It means: W ith I diot F or E ver !!!" *
