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-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Friday, August 31, 2001 2:43 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: OT E-Mail Disclaimers
kinda harsh...... <g>
--Charles
Adam Buckland
<adam.buckland@eur To: "NT System Admin
Issues"
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08/31/2001 10:46 Subject: RE: OT E-Mail
Disclaimers
AM
Please respond
to "NT System
Admin Issues"
Someone wanted a disclaimer.....
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