I read 'em. Stay off the mushrooms.

On 6 September 2011 15:54, John Aldrich <jaldr...@blueridgecarpet.com>wrote:

> I replied from home this weekend, but when I got here, and looked at the
> messages I sent out, the bodies were blank. Does anyone else see that, or
> am
> I hallucinating?
>
>
>
> From: William Robbins [mailto:dangerw...@gmail.com]
> Sent: Sunday, September 04, 2011 12:26 PM
> To: NT System Admin Issues
> Subject: Re: Email Problem
>
> You do realize, of course, that this error doesn't necessarily indicate a
> problem with your outbound mail server...right?
>
> Now then...from what I can garner from your typically sparse data...If you
> one-off these messages it works OK, it's only when he bulk mails...so do
> the
> end recipients ever get the message after waiting 72 hours, or have you
> never been able to wait that long?  Do they ever get duplicates after 72
> hours?
>
> How many recipients are we talking about anyway?  100, 1000, ONE MILLION
> USERS?  Inquiring minds want to know.
>
> As to your salient question, where to start looking:
>
> How internet email works:  http://email.about.com/cs/standards/a/smtp.htm
>
> Understanding SMTP Error Messages:
> http://email.about.com/cs/standards/a/smtp_error_code.htm
>
>  - WJR
>
> 2011/9/3 John Aldrich <jaldr...@blueridgecarpet.com>
> On Fri September 2 2011, you wrote:
> > Research the specific SMTP status code and message you are receiving
> > back. "Delayed" can mean different things.  You/he received a specific
> > error message.  Be specific with us, or look it up.
> >
> All I have is the following:
> <quote>
> Warning: message 1QyPNV-0000xd-UY delayed 72 hours
>
> This message was created automatically by mail delivery software.
> A message that you sent has not yet been delivered to one or more of its
> recipients after more than 72 hours on the queue on <SMTPSERVER>
>
> The message identifier is:     1QyPNV-0000xd-UY
> The subject of the message is: National Account-Paychex
> The date of the message is:    Tue, 30 Aug 2011 10:33:24 -0400
>
> The addresses to which the message has not yet been delivered are:
> [snip list of email addresses]
> No action is required on your part. Delivery attempts will continue for
> some time, and this warning may be repeated at intervals if the message
> remains undelivered. Eventually the mail delivery software will give up,
> and when that happens, the message will be returned to you.
> </quote>
>
> Note that I created an Outlook Distribution list that contains all the
> email addresses in that list of recipients who had not yet received the
> message and sent them a message. Within 24 hours, all of them had confirmed
> that they had received the message from me.
> --
> Thanks,
> John Aldrich
> Blueridge Industries
> IT Manager
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