Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

-Paul

On Mon, Mar 12, 2012 at 4:41 PM, James Rankin 
<kz2...@googlemail.com<mailto:kz2...@googlemail.com>> wrote:
What's wrong with mustard? Although my English prejudices lead me to believe 
that you guys in the States might think that yellow "burger mustard" sauce is 
real mustard. Am I just being completely prejudiced? Or do you like a good bit 
of old fashioned English mustard?
On 12 March 2012 20:36, Webster 
<webs...@carlwebster.com<mailto:webs...@carlwebster.com>> wrote:
I am in the Charlotte area for 2 more weeks.  Is there anywhere in NC that 
doesn't base their "sauce" on vinegar and or mustard?



Carl Webster

Consultant and Citrix Technology Professional

http://www.CarlWebster.com<http://www.carlwebster.com/>

From: "Mayo, Bill" <bem...@pittcountync.gov<mailto:bem...@pittcountync.gov>>
Reply-To: NT Issues 
<ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com<mailto:ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com>>
Date: Mon, 12 Mar 2012 15:56:59 -0400
To: NT Issues 
<ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com<mailto:ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com>>
Subject: RE: Proxy server and ISA

Whoa...them's fightin' words!  Nothing compares to eastern NC barbecue.

From: Webster [mailto:webs...@carlwebster.com]
Sent: Monday, March 12, 2012 3:27 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: RE: Proxy server and ISA

IE Maintenance policies just do not work.  Never have and probably never will.  
That may a specific set of issues in the TS/RDS/Citrix/VDI world but I stay 
away from IE Maintenance policies like I stay away from Carolina "BBQ Sauce".



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