I told him to stop being a tool...

On Wed, Mar 14, 2012 at 7:42 PM, Gary Slinger <gary.slin...@gmail.com>wrote:

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> He was. Not inappropriate.
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> *From: * Jonathan Link <jonathan.l...@gmail.com>
> *Date: *Wed, 14 Mar 2012 20:45:18 -0400
> *To: *NT System Admin Issues<ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com>
> *ReplyTo: * "NT System Admin Issues" <
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> Didn't see anyone call you a tool...
>
> On Wed, Mar 14, 2012 at 7:09 PM, <cynicalg...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> And I'm the one that's called a tool?
>>
>> I probably made money for you James.
>>
>> Sent from my iPhone
>>
>> On Mar 14, 2012, at 5:37 PM, James Rankin <kz2...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> On 14 March 2012 19:48, Steven M. Caesare <scaes...@caesare.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Amit’s better looking too.
>>>
>>> Ok, couldn't resist a signature update with all this talk about it. I
>> need to remember to remove it when I email important clients though, I sent
>> one to a guy at AppSense the other day with it on and luckily he thought it
>> was hilarious.
>>
>> Apologies to all who may not like it, can I send you a GMail invite?
>>
>> JR
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