I wonder if it was some paid translator somewhere... Sure, I'll translate this letter for you. And the best name for you to use is Patsy Mark. Mark Patsy also works if you need to mix up genders. It's a twofer...
On Thu, Mar 22, 2012 at 10:45 AM, James Rankin <kz2...@googlemail.com>wrote: > That sounds like some spammers/scammers have a sense of humour. > Admittedly, it's quite funny - if you're not the idiot who's bank account > is being emptied. > > On 22 March 2012 14:42, Jonathan Link <jonathan.l...@gmail.com> wrote: > >> Patsy Mark? >> YGtBFKM. >> >> On Thu, Mar 22, 2012 at 9:38 AM, Ralph Smith >> <m...@gatewayindustries.org>wrote: >> >>> I recently missed an opportunity to obtain a 45 million dollar >>> inheritance that was being held for me in an “ESCROW account with the HSBC >>> Bank in **** >>> >>> London by order of the African DevelopmentBank”. My dithering over the >>> uncertainty of replying with to the email with my name, SSN, bank account >>> and routing information likely cost me dearly.**** >>> >>> ** ** >>> >>> I don’t know why I was hesitant, after all how could I doubt a message >>> signed by “Dr Patsy Mark”?**** >>> >>> ** ** >>> >>> *From:* Erik Goldoff [mailto:egold...@gmail.com] >>> *Sent:* Thursday, March 22, 2012 8:37 AM >>> *To:* NT System Admin Issues >>> *Subject:* Re: OT: Utterly convincing spam**** >>> >>> ** ** >>> >>> do NOT fall for it ! Doctor Peter McWealth is related to Scrooge McDuck >>> , and you know how fickle and nefarious those cartoon animals can be !** >>> ** >>> >>> On Thu, Mar 22, 2012 at 6:54 AM, James Rankin <kz2...@googlemail.com> >>> wrote:**** >>> >>> I just received an email from the "World Fund For Unclaimed Lottery >>> Prizes", signed in the glorious name of Doctor Peter McWealth. I am >>> thoroughly convinced of its authenticity, having read that name. >>> >>> The fact that the World Fund For Unclaimed Lottery Prizes' esteemed >>> Doctor of Riches uses a Yahoo.com email address as well only makes me more >>> determined to give them my bank details. >>> >>> The sad thing is, for this approach to have made it out there, means it >>> must have worked at some point? Surely not? >>> >>> -- >>> http://appsensebigot.blogspot.co.uk<http://appsensebigot.blogspot.co.uk/> >>> >>> IMPORTANT INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER >>> >>> I certainly don't have time to monitor the content of e-mail sent and >>> received via this account for the purposes of ensuring compliance with >>> anyone's policies and procedures. I am pretty sure that somewhere in UK >>> legislation there is some politically-correct drivel that stipulates I must >>> never send or store e-mails or attachments that are obscene, indecent, >>> sexist, racist, defamatory, abusive, in breach of copyright, encrypted, >>> amusing, overly long, slightly opinionated, anonymous, likely to harm >>> animals or hurt the feelings of an as-yet-unspecified or as-yet-nonexistent >>> minority (such as extraterrestrial eggplants). Emails of this nature sent >>> in or out of this account may be intercepted and stopped by the system, but >>> it's a long shot. This being the UK, even if I was prosecuted for breach of >>> said email guidelines, I'd probably walk with a suspended sentence anyway, >>> but if I'd forgotten to pay my car insurance, I'd most certainly be hung, >>> drawn and quartered. >>> >>> I am not responsible for any changes made to the message after it has >>> been sent, in more or less the same way that cyclozine manufacturers aren't >>> responsible for drug addicts mixing it with methadone and overdosing, so >>> I'm glad I cleared the confusion up there nice and early. Where opinions >>> are expressed, they are not necessarily mine. However, I don't make a habit >>> of expressing other people's opinions for them, so you shouldn't take that >>> statement as an indication that I am in the business of providing an >>> opinion-expressing service. In the event that I did, this discourse would >>> provide no guarantee that I would do it anyway, but I don't, so I won't. >>> >>> This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are confidential and >>> intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are >>> addressed. If you are not the intended addressee, or the person responsible >>> for delivering it to them, aside from the fact that you've clearly got some >>> level of unauthorised access to their account or are at least engaged in >>> some sort of fraud, I'm obliged to tell you that may not copy, forward >>> disclose or otherwise use it or any part of it in any way. To do so may be >>> unlawful, and as you're already breaking the law, I am sure that bombshell >>> makes you quake in your boots and turn yourself over to law enforcement >>> immediately. If you receive this e-mail by mistake, please advise the >>> sender immediately. That would be me, and as I am clearly prone to sending >>> emails to completely the wrong person, I should instantly be stripped of my >>> status as a technical consultant and sent to do something more becoming of >>> my stupidity, such as appearing on Big Brother, the X Factor or "insert >>> country name here"'s Got Talent.**** >>> >>> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >>> ~ >>> <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/<http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/>> >>> ~ >>> >>> >>> --- >>> To manage subscriptions click here: >>> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/<http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/> >>> or send an email to >>> listmanager@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com<listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com> >>> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin**** >>> >>> ** ** >>> >>> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >>> ~ >>> <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/<http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/>> >>> ~ >>> >>> >>> --- >>> To manage subscriptions click here: >>> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/<http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/> >>> or send an email to >>> listmanager@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com<listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com> >>> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin**** >>> >>> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >>> ~ >>> <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/<http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/>> >>> ~ >>> >>> >>> --- >>> To manage subscriptions click here: >>> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/<http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/> >>> or send an email to >>> listmanager@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com<listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com> >>> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin >>> >>> >> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >> ~ >> <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/<http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/>> >> ~ >> >> >> --- >> To manage subscriptions click here: >> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/<http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/> >> or send an email to >> listmanager@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com<listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com> >> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin >> >> > > > -- > http://appsensebigot.blogspot.co.uk > > IMPORTANT INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER > > I certainly don't have time to monitor the content of e-mail sent and > received via this account for the purposes of ensuring compliance with > anyone's policies and procedures. I am pretty sure that somewhere in UK > legislation there is some politically-correct drivel that stipulates I must > never send or store e-mails or attachments that are obscene, indecent, > sexist, racist, defamatory, abusive, in breach of copyright, encrypted, > amusing, overly long, slightly opinionated, anonymous, likely to harm > animals or hurt the feelings of an as-yet-unspecified or as-yet-nonexistent > minority (such as extraterrestrial eggplants). Emails of this nature sent > in or out of this account may be intercepted and stopped by the system, but > it's a long shot. This being the UK, even if I was prosecuted for breach of > said email guidelines, I'd probably walk with a suspended sentence anyway, > but if I'd forgotten to pay my car insurance, I'd most certainly be hung, > drawn and quartered. > > I am not responsible for any changes made to the message after it has been > sent, in more or less the same way that cyclozine manufacturers aren't > responsible for drug addicts mixing it with methadone and overdosing, so > I'm glad I cleared the confusion up there nice and early. Where opinions > are expressed, they are not necessarily mine. However, I don't make a habit > of expressing other people's opinions for them, so you shouldn't take that > statement as an indication that I am in the business of providing an > opinion-expressing service. In the event that I did, this discourse would > provide no guarantee that I would do it anyway, but I don't, so I won't. > > This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are confidential and > intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are > addressed. If you are not the intended addressee, or the person responsible > for delivering it to them, aside from the fact that you've clearly got some > level of unauthorised access to their account or are at least engaged in > some sort of fraud, I'm obliged to tell you that may not copy, forward > disclose or otherwise use it or any part of it in any way. To do so may be > unlawful, and as you're already breaking the law, I am sure that bombshell > makes you quake in your boots and turn yourself over to law enforcement > immediately. If you receive this e-mail by mistake, please advise the > sender immediately. That would be me, and as I am clearly prone to sending > emails to completely the wrong person, I should instantly be stripped of my > status as a technical consultant and sent to do something more becoming of > my stupidity, such as appearing on Big Brother, the X Factor or "insert > country name here"'s Got Talent. > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
