You can get everything you want. -- Espi
On Wed, May 23, 2012 at 11:35 AM, John C Owen <jo...@innovativefoto.com>wrote: > Now we all know that Alice puts out**** > > ** ** > > *From:* Steven Peck [mailto:sep...@gmail.com] > *Sent:* Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:08 PM > > *To:* NT System Admin Issues > *Subject:* Re: Fun with Microsoft**** > > ** ** > > John and Mary would never do that in the closet. You are thinking of > Frank and Alice.**** > > On Wed, May 23, 2012 at 10:40 AM, Jonathan Link <jonathan.l...@gmail.com> > wrote:**** > > Stop John and Mary from conducting their affair in the server closet?**** > > ** ** > > On Wed, May 23, 2012 at 1:26 PM, Guyer, Don <dgu...@che.org> wrote:**** > > LOL...I was being sarcastic, thinking about the MCSE tests, Contoso, > NWTraders, how they would try and confuse you with useless information... > > "John and Mary brought in PBJ sandwiches for lunch and DHCP stopped > working. What would you do to troubleshoot the issue?" > > : )**** > > > Regards, > > Don Guyer > Catholic Health East - Information Technology > Enterprise Directory & Messaging Services > 3805 West Chester Pike, Suite 100, Newtown Square, Pa 19073 > email: dgu...@che.org > Office: 610.550.3595 | Cell: 610.955.6528 | Fax: 610.271.9440 > For immediate assistance, please open a HEAT ticket or call the helpdesk @ > 610-492-3839. > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: David Lum [mailto:david....@nwea.org]**** > > Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 12:27 PM > > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: RE: Fun with Microsoft > > No, that would be inefficient. > > 1. Sent them the VMDK of the affected server 2. I told them "It's broken. > Please fix." > 3. Included all information on the ESX system it was running on, and the > SAN backend in detail, our network infrastructure, who our ISP is, why my > commute route to work is, and next week's forecast. > > Dave > > -----Original Message----- > From: Guyer, Don [mailto:dgu...@che.org] > Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 9:03 AM > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: RE: Fun with Microsoft > > You gave them tons of extraneous information that has nothing to do with > the issue you're experiencing, right?............. > > Regards, > > Don Guyer > Catholic Health East - Information Technology Enterprise Directory & > Messaging Services > 3805 West Chester Pike, Suite 100, Newtown Square, Pa 19073 > email: dgu...@che.org > Office: 610.550.3595 | Cell: 610.955.6528 | Fax: 610.271.9440 For > immediate assistance, please open a HEAT ticket or call the helpdesk @ > 610-492-3839. > > > -----Original Message----- > From: David Lum [mailto:david....@nwea.org] > Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:59 AM > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: RE: Fun with Microsoft > > I forgot all about Northwind!!! > > -----Original Message----- > From: Ken Schaefer [mailto:k...@adopenstatic.com] > Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 8:13 AM > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: RE: Fun with Microsoft > > How do you know they aren't nwtraders or fabrikam? > > Or Lilonco? > > On Wed, May 23, 2012 at 10:52 AM, David Lum <david....@nwea.org> wrote: > > I am sending Microsoft one of our VM's so they can troubleshoot it. 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