We are pentium of borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.
On Sun, Mar 24, 2013 at 9:38 PM, Ben Scott <mailvor...@gmail.com> wrote: > On Sat, Mar 23, 2013 at 1:03 AM, Kurt Buff <kurt.b...@gmail.com> wrote: > > This day, 1995, Intel dropped the big one... > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos > > Let's see... Pentium jokes... right... > > "PENTIUM = Parts Exist Now Though Invariably Undergo Meltdown" > > After the FDIV bug: > > "Q: What do you call that 'Intel Inside' sticker? > A: A warning label." > > "Intel, where Quality is job number 0.9993724168!" > > "Did you hear about the new 'morning after' contraceptive from > Intel? It's called RU-586. It causes the embryo to not divide > correctly." > > And finally, the Pentium theme song (to the tune of "Daisy Bell"): > > Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do. > Getting hazy, can't divide three into two. > My answers, I cannot see 'em; > They are stuck in my Pentium. > I could be fleet, > My answers sweet, > With a workable FPU! > > (All seen around the 'nets (there was more than one, back then) at the > time, always unattributed.) > > -- Ben > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
