<crickets chirping> On Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 1:06 PM, Andy Shook <andy.sh...@peak10.com> wrote:
> TWO MEDICAL STUDENTS AND THE OLD MAN > > > Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man > walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. > > One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry > Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." > > The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has > Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned > in class." > > Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached > him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and > couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the > syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?" > The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine > medical students think." > > The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." > > The old man said, "You thought........ But you are wrong." > The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." > > The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong." > > So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?" > > The old man said, "I thought it was GAS...................... > But I was wrong, too!" > > > > Shook > > > > > > > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~
