Are you guys seriously still falling for this obvious troll?

From: Jon Harris [mailto:jk.har...@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, September 15, 2010 8:56 PM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: Assistance with eMail footers

I think you will find they are trying to help you say "No this is a very bad 
idea" to the bosses.  As at least one pointed out some companies will block or 
kill your emails as JUNK or SPAM when it comes in.  Others are pointing out 
that putting that stuff into email will require specific codecs or player to 
run.  Keep in mind by the end of the day like you their nerves are stretched to 
the breaking point due to ID10T issues caused but people much like your boss is 
trying to be.  Putting that kind of stuff into a footer will eat up disk space 
on the mail server and/or client machines and I could forsee most of it getting 
deleted very quickly for that reason only.

Jon
On Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 11:28 AM, Doug Hampshire 
<dhampsh...@gmail.com<mailto:dhampsh...@gmail.com>> wrote:
Why have you all hijacked my thread? I was seeking some actual help with this. 
We are a company focused primarily on Merger and Acquisition activities and the 
owner wants to include a video (I recommended Flash but he insists it work on 
an iPad/iPhone) of the Viking Kittens. He thinks it portrays our core values 
somehow. I really need to find other gainful employment.
On Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 11:10 AM, William J. Robbins 
<dangerw...@gmail.com<mailto:dangerw...@gmail.com>> wrote:
Wait until the Captain hears about this!

WJR
- from my Crackberry.

"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck."

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From: Steve Ens <stevey...@gmail.com<mailto:stevey...@gmail.com>>
Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2010 10:09:05 -0500
To: NT System Admin 
Issues<ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com<mailto:ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com>>
ReplyTo: "NT System Admin Issues" 
<ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com<mailto:ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com>>
Subject: Re: Assistance with eMail footers

I think the Enterprise was retired after the The Next Generation started....
On Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 10:07 AM, William J. Robbins 
<dangerw...@gmail.com<mailto:dangerw...@gmail.com>> wrote:
Oh...my bad. I assumed he had the Enterprise kit.

WJR
- from my Crackberry.

"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck."

________________________________
From: Jonathan Link <jonathan.l...@gmail.com<mailto:jonathan.l...@gmail.com>>
Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2010 11:03:57 -0400
To: NT System Admin 
Issues<ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com<mailto:ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com>>
ReplyTo: "NT System Admin Issues" 
<ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com<mailto:ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com>>
Subject: Re: Assistance with eMail footers

If you don't have the flux capacitor, you don't need as much.  IIRC, that 
option isn't available to most powershell developers.
On Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 11:01 AM, William J. Robbins 
<dangerw...@gmail.com<mailto:dangerw...@gmail.com>> wrote:
Depends on the size of your shell, and how many ohms your power supply produces 
in gigawatts. I think you'll need 1.21.

WJR
- from my Crackberry.

"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck."

________________________________
From: Don Ely <don....@gmail.com<mailto:don....@gmail.com>>
Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2010 07:43:26 -0700
To: NT System Admin 
Issues<ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com<mailto:ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com>>
ReplyTo: "NT System Admin Issues" 
<ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com<mailto:ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com>>
Subject: Re: Assistance with eMail footers

How much power does powerscript require?
On Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 7:40 AM, Gasper, Rick 
<rickgas...@kings.edu<mailto:rickgas...@kings.edu>> wrote:
With Enterprise you can use a powerscript to add it to the outbound smtp 
connector. With standard, you would need to script it to add it to the email 
client. Both are simple and will accomplish the same thing.

From: William J. Robbins 
[mailto:dangerw...@gmail.com<mailto:dangerw...@gmail.com>]
Sent: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 10:22 AM

To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: Assistance with eMail footers

I have the white one!

WJR
- from my Crackberry.

"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck."

________________________________
From: "Gasper, Rick" <rickgas...@kings.edu<mailto:rickgas...@kings.edu>>
Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2010 10:09:46 -0400
To: NT System Admin 
Issues<ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com<mailto:ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com>>
ReplyTo: "NT System Admin Issues" 
<ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com<mailto:ntsysadmin@lyris.sunbelt-software.com>>
Subject: RE: Assistance with eMail footers

Is that Enterprise or standard?

From: Doug Hampshire [mailto:dhampsh...@gmail.com<mailto:dhampsh...@gmail.com>]
Sent: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 9:27 AM

To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: Assistance with eMail footers

I have Outlook Server 7.
On Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 9:24 AM, Martin Blackstone 
<mblackst...@gmail.com<mailto:mblackst...@gmail.com>> wrote:
Hey Doug!
What version Exchange?

From: Doug Hampshire [mailto:dhampsh...@gmail.com<mailto:dhampsh...@gmail.com>]
Sent: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 6:21 AM

To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Assistance with eMail footers

I need to include an excessively large eMail footer with every eMail, including 
all Replies and Forwards. In addition to the eMail footer, it needs to include 
a Signature for every message (including Replies and Forwards). The Signature 
must include large graphics and preferably animated GIF files. Finally it 
should include some kind of sound file (preferably one requiring Apple 
Quicktime as a player).

I did tell management that having a video play in each eMail was a bit 
excessive, but they did ask me to investigate this possibility as well.

I've noticed a few of you seem to have expertise in this area and I'm hoping 
you can assist me in setting this up

Thanks!

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