Are you really wondering or just rhetorically wondering to make the joke? The article suggests it wasn't PHP itself to blame.
Carl From: Andrew S. Baker [mailto:asbz...@gmail.com] Sent: Monday, March 21, 2011 4:41 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: The PHP Group confirms that its wiki.php.net box was hacked over the weekend - SC Magazine UK The PHP Group has confirmed the compromise of its servers over the weekend. It issued a statement that said its wiki.php.net box was compromised and attackers were able to collect wiki account credentials. http://www.scmagazineuk.com/the-php-group-confirms-that-its-wikiphpnet-box-w as-hacked-over-the-weekend/article/198786/ I wonder if they used a PHP vulnerability? :) ASB (Find me online via About.Me <http://about.me/Andrew.S.Baker/bio> ) Exploiting Technology for Business Advantage... ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin