I work with a guy who just suddenly upped and went home without a word about half an hour ago. He has just telephoned me to let me know he has successfully verified our secure email delivery procedure, by riding all the way home on his bike, and confirming receipt of the email on his home PC. Considering the fact that he could have done this without leaving his desk by using a) a smartphone or b) our public access network, I am left wondering how he ever got to work on this team.
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