Actually I sent my CV off this morning to a contract that looked
interesting and asked about the commencement date. I haven't had a
reply. Hmmm. Might be time to use a different email signature for
formal stuff :-(
On 28 June 2011 16:20, Matthew B Ames <matthew.a...@qinetiq.com
<mailto:matthew.a...@qinetiq.com>> wrote:
They get scared and kill themselves. Had any new job offers recently?!
*From:* James Rankin [mailto:kz2...@googlemail.com
<mailto:kz2...@googlemail.com>]
*Sent:* 28 June 2011 16:03
*To:* NT System Admin Issues
*Subject:* Re: Social engineering - new vector
I'm wondering what recruitment agents make of it when I send them
my CV :-)
On 28 June 2011 15:59, Matthew B Ames <matthew.a...@qinetiq.com
<mailto:matthew.a...@qinetiq.com>> wrote:
You signature block gets better and better.
:thumbsup:
*From:* James Rankin [mailto:kz2...@googlemail.com
<mailto:kz2...@googlemail.com>]
*Sent:* 28 June 2011 12:07
*To:* NT System Admin Issues
*Subject:* Social engineering - new vector
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/27/mission_impossible_mouse_attack/
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