All:

I have been birding for exactly 1,396 years, give or take a few.  I have
chased birds on nine continents, including Atlantis.  I have shaken hands
(webbed feet) with Dodos (birds, that is), dined on turtle soup with
Audubon, and been burned at the stake for practicing wishcraft to make
birds appear.  I told the town elders it was only spishing, but hey, it was
1642, and what did they know?  After all that, I can honestly say I have no
idea any more.what this discussion is all about.  But it is the most
entertaining, testosterone-fueled ego-contest since the Super Bowl, all of
two days ago.  I say let's nuke the owls, ourselves, and everything else,
except the rock doves, er, pigeons.  We all know they're going to inherit
the earth anyway.

In other news...in the past three days I have heard Northern Cardinals,
Black-capped Chickadees, and Song Sparrows all singing.  This is
unremarkable in and of itself for early February, but only feels weirder
because of the March-April weather.

P.S. Did you hear that Daniel Radcliffe was frequently drunk on the set of
the HP movies?  He darn well better not have mistreated poor Hedwig.  Maybe
that's really him (Hedwig, not Harry) out on those dunes....

P.P.S. I'm taking bets on whether this e-mail gets in before the listserve
owner mercifully pulls the plug.

Caractacus Pott
Professional Curmudgeon
aka
Fred Baumgarten
Sharon, CT/Westchester, NY
And Points In-Between
[email protected]

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