Gara2 krisis...
I tried to get cash from the ATM today but it said "insufficient funds." I don't know if that meant them or me. Q: What's the definition of optimism? A: An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday evening. A man went to his bank manager and said: "I'd like to start a small business. How do I go about it?" "Simple," said the bank manager, "Buy a big one and wait." Q: What is the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon? A: A pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW. Q: What does a hedge fund manager with no fund to manage say? A: Would you like fries with that sir?
