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--- In obrolan-bandar@yahoogroups.com, Hubert Nice <hubertn...@...> wrote: > > This is an interesting situation of a 25 year old girl (presumably beautiful) > seeking to get married to a man whose annual income exceeds US$500K..... > amuse yourself to see how tactfully the CEO of J.P. Morgan replied her....... > Awesome but really practical analysis of this "trade" , good for all to > read--parents, young ladies, single guys and even grandparents > > Subject: An awesome reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a > rich husband > A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: > Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? > > I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. > I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry > a guy with $500k annual salary or above. > You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only > as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in > this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? > I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? > Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that > this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost > residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual > income is not enough. > > I'm here humbly to ask a few questions: > > 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and > addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) > > 2) Which age group should I target? > > 3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few > girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to > marry rich guys. > > 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your > girlfriend? (my target now is to get married) > > Ms. Pretty > > An awesome reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan: > > Dear Ms. Pretty, > > I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out > there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your > situation as a professional investor. > My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope > everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. > From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. > > The answer is very simple, so let me explain. > Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" > and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and > square.. > However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money > will not be gone without any good reason. > The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be > prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an > appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal > depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your > value will be much worse 10 years later. > > By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with > you is also a "trading position". > > If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep > it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be > cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with > great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". > > Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, > but will not marry you. > > I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And > by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual > income. > This has better chance than finding a rich fool. > > Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do > contact me. > > > Signed, > J.P. Morgan CEO > > >
