aduuuuuuuuuuuuuh keren banget neh
On 10/10/08, KM Tobing <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Sambil nunggu pasar buka... ada yang bagus nih dari Wallstreet: > > A fun email circulating trading desks, worthwhile as an informal measure of > > > sentiment: > > CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. > CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. > BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake > himself for a financial genius. > BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the > wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. > VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. > P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market > keeps crashing. > BROKER -- What my broker has made me. > STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. > STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. > STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally > between themselves. > FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. > MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. > CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the > toilet. > YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per > share. > WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ > $240 per share. > INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a > nuthouse. > PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use. > > > > > > >
