i hope u have fun with your humourless existence,.. > > I hardly ever post on this group, but don't think I can bear reading > another > one of JW's mails, think it is bringing down the quality of this forum!!!! > > -----Original Message----- > From: obsnw@googlegroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of > Johnny Wessels > Sent: 04 December 2008 07:36 PM > To: obsnw@googlegroups.com > Subject: [obsnw] Re: Theft out of motor vehcile > > > Brian, i am sold, i wanna be a bad guy!!! > > Man, you are funny!! i am literally hysterical with laughter and i would > hate to see you and Trevor together, because i doubt whether i could > survive the ordeal! thanx man it feels damn good to clutch my stomach > again, but this time, for all the right reasons. > > i know that this a site for serious business, but hey, it's important to > have these guys around to dilute the crappy taste in our mouths caused by > crime and the like,after all, we are in the 12the month of the year,. > > keep em rollin' our dear amatuer comedians, keep em rollin' > > we need it,.. > >> >> Trevor, >> Your generosity is boundless. I have a bucket, if you need one. >> However, I take umbrage at describing him as a filthy, white, drunk, >> gentleman. An intoxicated Caucasian male of selective breeding sounds >> so much better. I am delighted he was gently ushered into the >> passenger compartment of the luxury carriage by the local >> constabulary. No doubt he was offered tea and cookies in the office of >> the Station Commissioner and then provided sumptuous accommodation in >> a five star suite, with a goosedown duvet and satellite TV. They are >> very attentive to detail at Woodstock. Room service visits every hour >> to ensure that his every whim is catered for. They even re-stock the >> mini-bar with juicy bits, ice-cubes and nibbles. As for dinner, >> Pollsmoor poultry is a speciality of the house, delicately seasoned >> with thyme and cell-ery. Grilled or roasted, I hear you ask? Well, >> that depends on the dietary requirements of the guest. >> Desert is sorebutt, oops, sorbet, with some chocolate moerse, >> sprinkled with hundreds and thousands, and lashings of whipped scream. >> Yes, let's extend a hand of greetings to your guest. I cannot wait to >> boil the kettle. >> Brian. >> >> >> On Dec 3, 4:27 pm, "Trevor Hughes" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >>> At 12pm a filthy, drunk, white gentleman helped himself to my spare >>> tyre, baton, and radio antennae. None other than our good friend >>> Richard called this to the attention of my domestic. I apprehended the >>> drunk who had an equally filthy mouth. Mind you he was quite >>> respectful to me but absolutely hated blacks including the OAR officer >>> first on the scene. The 2 SAPS officers were also at the receiving end >>> of his trashy racial vitriol. He was cuffed and cuffed and only made a >>> little squeal as he was ever so gently dumped into the back of the >>> van. >>> >>> Maybe he will be taught some better manners at the police station - he >>> definitely needs a lecture in Manners 101. >>> >>> However he did inform me that he would be visiting me for some cake >>> and tea and that he knew where I lived. This is most strange as he >>> denied breaking into my car and stealing my tyre so how he knows where >>> I live is a complete mystery. He of course bought the goods - this >>> despite him being seen doing the deed. >>> >>> So my dilemma is thus- >>> >>> When he comes for tea should and I serve him with my Grandmothers Fine >>> White Bone China, should I use the cups with the Clarabelle or Summer >>> Rose pattern? >>> >>> I should hate to offend his sensibilities? >>> >>> Thanks >>> >>> Trev >> > >> > > > "You may choose to live your life in pieces or you may choose to live your > life in peace,...we cannot start over and change the beginning, but we can > start now and change the end,..." > > > > > > This e-mail was scanned for viruses using Magister > > > > >
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