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Aaron Kulkis schreef: > Wolfgang Woehl wrote: >> Montag, 7. Januar 2008 Sloan: >> >>> Would that more official answers were so pithy. >> >> Lost dude: I'm lost. Where am I? >> Cowboy dude: . >> Lost dude: Where should I go now? >> Cowboy dude: .. >> >> Right, that should help. > > You Europeans just do NOT understand cowboys..... > > Lost dude: I'm lost. Where am I? > Cowboy dude: You're in the barber shop in [town X] > Lost dude: Where should I go now? > Cowboy dude: I suppose that depends on what you want to do. > > > Your problem is that you're looking for > someone to replace your mama. > > You're beginning to remind me of someone in this story: > > A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. > He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. > He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, > can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet > him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." > > The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air > balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the > ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north > latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west > longitude." > > "You must be in Information Technology," said > the balloonist. > > "I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?" > > "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you > told me is, technically correct, but I've no idea > what to make of your information, and the fact > is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much > help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." > > The woman below responded, "You must be a lawyer > or a politician. > > "I am both," replied the balloonist, "but how did > you know?" > > "Well," said the woman, "You don't know where you > are or where you're going. You have risen to where > you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You > made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, > and you expect people beneath you to solve your > problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same > position you were in before we met, but now, > somehow, it's my fault." > > I lov'it, lov'it! Yes! - -- Have a nice day, M9. Now, is the only time that exists. OS: Linux 2.6.24-rc6-git7-2-default x86_64 Huidige gebruiker: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Systeem: openSUSE 11.0 (x86_64) Alpha0 KDE: 3.5.8 "release 30" -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v2.0.5 (GNU/Linux) Comment: Using GnuPG with SUSE - http://enigmail.mozdev.org iD8DBQFHg0MKX5/X5X6LpDgRAn0+AJ0VtDP9hpLNETAzDiHgTaqZgptFFgCgu3Ly b5PIuZmTpK6fvJlp/jEOrMA= =r25h -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
