Along Dennis' thought lines....picture this, if you will.
A simple man...an internet user...perhaps even ....an Oracle DBA
...who receives so much spam every weekday that he wears off not
only his fingerprints, but eventually his fingers, arms, toes,
legs, and torso, too. All of it, gone.
All that's left for him to delete his awful spam is a single,
disembodied tongue, pulsating maniacally on the delete key.
You all have a nice day.
-----Original Message-----
From: Dennis Taylor [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, February 15, 2001 2:08 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject: Re: Are you ready to become SPAM certified?
At 09:41 AM 2/15/01 -0800, you wrote:
>i personally don't get enough spam, and almost forgot
>how to use the "del" key, so i was overwhelmed with
>gratitude that they gave me the opportunity to practice
>using the "del" key. :)
My mail server blocks anywhere from 20-50 spams per weekday, at least
double that on weekend days. I don't want to wear my fingerprints right
off, thanks.
Dennis Taylor
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