Ya know, I never actually banned humor on this list. It was just getting out of hand, people were getting offended, others were getting offensive, etc.., so I kinda made it *seem* like it was banned. That said, I've gotta share this bit about damagers I lifted from the Dilbert Newsletter. Oh, and please don't start flooding the list with jokes. Jared ( I am *not* a hypocrite :) > My boss had recently learned how to use spreadsheet software. He > proudly called me into his office to show me a new trick he'd > learned. At one point during his demonstration he was moving his > mouse toward himself and it reached the edge of his desk. I watched > in amazement as he deftly rolled his mouse around the edge of the > desk and underneath. > > I stifled my giggling and politely said, "You know, you don't need > to do that with the mouse." Whereupon he took offense and said, "I > know. I usually grab a book and put it next to the desk and roll > the mouse onto it, but I just can't reach my books right now." I > said, "Yeah, that's what I do," and excused myself before I broke a > rib trying not to laugh. > -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Jared Still INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
