Were you wearing a speedo with that feather boa?
|| -----Original Message-----
|| From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
|| [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
|| Sent: Monday, June 11, 2001 4:36 PM
|| To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
|| Subject: RE: Friday thought
||
||
|| He, he, he... forget the good beer - last week at a client
|| "get together"
|| that happened to occur at a karaoke bar... Well, lets just
|| say that a
|| microphone, feather boa, shots of whiskey, and cheap beer
|| are a dangerous
|| combination in a dba's hands...
||
|| Scott Shafer
|| San Antonio, TX
|| 210-581-6217
||
|| "And no amount of training or preparedness can eliminate the almost
|| certainty that in the middle of your Angry Crane stance, as
|| you transition
|| to your Combative Monkey to administer the Coup de Grāce via
|| your Ninja
|| Death Touch, you step on a beer bottle and fall backwards
|| into the juke box
|| and get your head stove in by a drunk with a pool cue." --Jay Trigg
||
||
|| > -----Original Message-----
|| > From: Mohan, Ross [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
|| > Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 10:13 AM
|| > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
|| > Subject: RE: Friday thought
|| >
|| > Paul,
|| >
|| > DON'T *DO* THAT!
|| >
|| > I miss good beer, even at 10:15am in the morning. God,
|| > that sounded good......
|| >
|| > <sigh>
|| >
|| > -Ross
|| >
|| > || -----Original Message-----
|| > || From: Paul Drake [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
|| > || Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 5:49 AM
|| > || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
|| > || Subject: Re: Friday thought
|| > ||
|| > ||
|| > || Robertson Lee - lerobe wrote:
|| > || >
|| > || > I'm sure, there are many of you on this list will
|| > || sympathise with this
|| > || > one................
|| > || > >
|| > || > > Rocks: a meaning for life
|| > || > >
|| > || > > But then...
|| > || > > A student took the jar which the other students and
|| the professor
|| > || > > agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer.
|| > || > > Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within
|| > || the jar making the
|| > || > > jar truly full.
|| > || > >
|| > || > > The moral of this tale is: that no matter how full your
|| > || life is, there is
|| > || > > always
|| > || > > room for BEER
|| > || >
|| > ||
|| > || but - what kind of BEER was it?
|| > || yesterday - while enjoying a beer + delicious burgher (spelling
|| > || intentional)
|| > || I had a Paulaner Hefe with some Kriek Rasberry Lambic doping.
|| > || Yes, the local watering hole features $2 (USD) pints of such
|| > || fine brews
|| > || as Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, the previously mentioned
|| hefe, blue Moon
|| > || Belgian White (and more than 1 dozen others).
|| > ||
|| > || So I would have to further assert - if its not GOOD BEER -
|| > || you shouldn't
|| > || bother - as in (a popular sig)
|| > ||
|| > || life is too short for cheap beer - but - not too short
|| for $2 pint
|| > || nights.
|| > ||
|| > || crash.
|| > ||
|| > || Paul
|| >
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