RE: Wildly OT. Made me laugh.

[Mohan, Ross]

*excellent*   !!!

 

thanks!

-----Original Message-----
From: Robertson Lee - lerobe [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, July 04, 2001 7:31 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject: Wildly OT. Made me laugh.

For the UNIX people out there

Unix csh/sh commands:

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?
^ Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

/* not csh but sh */
$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

 



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