DBAs don't go to the bathroom. We're above that kind of thing. BARKEEP!
Get me another cold one!
--- April Wells <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> You HAVE to add another 30 seconds for bathroom break from the beer...
> maybe
> said lunch hour... meant lunch min (1 min 7.395 seconds)???
>
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> http://wearables.stanford.edu/
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>
> the campus *does* have a 40 foot high training wall and rope
> suspension tower complex built by the ROTC, so when they
> say "boot camp", maybe they really mean it?
>
> btw, what dbas take one hour to eat? i thought it only takes,
> on average, 37.395 seconds for a typical dba to swallow a
> jumbo pack of M&Ms and drink a beer (add one second to that
> if the dba is doing a hotbackup of OPS during the "lunch break").
>
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> From: "Page, Bruce" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Date: Mon, 30 Jul 2001 16:26:00 -0400
> Subject: RE: (Fwd) Oracle8i Database Administration Boot camp
> [small/Sacr
>
> > A USB port connection wired straight to earphones and special eye
> > wear.
>
> >> I would be curious how one can obtain to be "amoung the best"
> >> after a single
> >> 7.5 hour course which I assume has an 1 hour lunch when most
> >> training does
> >> similar in about 80-180 hours.
>
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