>From a previous post...
[...]
Abraham Lincoln,  Once asked, "If you call the tail of a dog a leg, how many
legs does it have?"
"Five", someone answered. "No", said Lincoln, "Four.  Calling a leg a tail
doesn't make it so."
[...]

This is one of my favorites, but it is slightly mangled here.  Change "calling a
leg a tail" to "calling a tail a leg" and it makes sense.

It was reported to be his favorite riddle.  Supposedly, he used it against
Douglas in the first Lincoln-Douglas debate (August 21, 1858) with a "horse"
substitution.

I first heard it as:

Lincoln:      "How many legs does a lamb have?
Secretary:   "Four"
Lincoln:      "If I say the tail is a leg, then how many does it have?
Secretary:   "Five"
Lincoln:       "No.  It has still has four.  Calling a lamb's tail a leg doesn't
make it so."
Granted, this isn't as concise as the example from the previous post.  It is
very widely quoted using "dog" instead of "lamb".  Sometimes it is "cow",
"horse", "donkey", and who knows what other four-legged critters.  I prefer
"lamb" - it just seems more "Lincolnesque".  Also, the only actual fully
documented historical reference I've ever seen (the above), many years ago, used
"lamb".  He pulled it on one of the members of his cabinet to stifle a drift
into what we might today call "management speak".  I wish I could find that
reference again - and the context.

-Don Granaman

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