Thanks for sharing the laugh! Ruth ----- Original Message ----- To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, January 18, 2002 12:10 PM
> Listers, > Does anyone else see the humor in this? From the Metalink web site, the top > two New & Notes topics are this: > > How to Ensure Uninterrupted MetaLink Access. 17-JAN-2002 N > Temporary Interruption in iTAR functionality: US, Canada and Latin America > Only! 14-JAN-2002 N > > And topic "How to ensure uninterrupted MetaLink access?" has the first line > of: > "The easiest way to ensure uninterrupted access to MetaLink is to use > MetaLink." REALLY?? Access is that easy? When it's down, USE it? Hmm.... > > Hey, can I try it at 2am this Sunday? No? Oh that's right, the iTar piece > is down. But if I use it, it's there, right? Something is missing in logic > here... > > "Thank you for using MetaLink! The MetaLink Team" > > Now that I've had my giggle for the day, it's back to work. > Margaret > > -- > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com > -- > Author: Murray, Margaret > INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 > San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in > the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L > (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may > also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Ruth Gramolini INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).