Where've you been?  According to Oracle, customers haven't
needed a DBA since version 7.

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ROFL over here over this one. Wish I could have been
there. 

I hear that in 9i you won't need a DBA anymore!


jack


--- "Miller, Jay" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Is this surprising?  I still remember an Oracle
> presentation when 8i was
> first coming out and the Oracle rep answered a
> question about hints by
> saying that no one should use hints any more because
> the optimizer always
> used the best path.
> 
> Half the room burst out laughing :).
> 
> Jay Miller
> 
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> 
> 
> Even Oracle was reluctant
> to admit that it was accessing a wacko index until I
> pressed them for it. I asked them to give me the
> relevant CBO code, but noooooo, not even a decent
> 10053 doc.....
> 
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