Thomas said: "How's the database running?" is as silly a question as you asking your child "How you feeling today?". Both answers are a flat "fine". My two year old would respond with "don't know !!", could be a manager in the making or maybe a NT admin :-)
But I had also wondered what the already in trouble was, get a clear dialogue going as to what is his pain so you can resolve it. And if you don't think you can resolve it polish the resume because whatever you do you may well find yourself bundled out of there sooner or later anyway. Cheers -- ================================================= Peter McLarty E-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Technical Consultant WWW: http://www.mincom.com APAC Technical Services Phone: +61 (0)7 3303 3461 Brisbane, Australia Mobile: +61 (0)402 094 238 Facsimile: +61 (0)7 3303 3048 ================================================= A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot (1826-1877 British Economist) ================================================= Mincom "The People, The Experience, The Vision" ================================================= This transmission is for the intended addressee only and is confidential information. If you have received this transmission in error, please delete it and notify the sender. The contents of this e-mail are the opinion of the writer only and are not endorsed by the Mincom Group of companies unless expressly stated otherwise. "Mercadante, Thomas F" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent by: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 14-06-2002 10:28 AM Please respond to ORACLE-L To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> cc: Fax to: Subject: RE: Management Reports Mike, My suggestion was silly, I agree. But it forces management to come up with a better question. "How's the database running?" is as silly a question as you asking your child "How you feeling today?". Both answers are a flat "fine". I would suggest you have a dialogue to ask what kind of information are they looking for? You already received a few decent ideas - # of log switches a day - a relative indicator of update usage; # hours per day/week/month database is available suck data from STATSPACK and put it into Excel showing disk/tablespace i/o etc. You mentioned that you were "already in trouble" - not sure what you meant by this, but start a discussion with your boss to figure out what he is looking for. Find a way to "get out of trouble" :) hope this helps Tom Mercadante Oracle Certified Professional -----Original Message----- Sent: Thursday, June 13, 2002 1:30 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L LOL! But I'm already in the doghouse, so I don't think they'd see it as funny! -----Original Message----- Sent: Thursday, June 13, 2002 9:23 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L hi! select 1998, 'a lot to do' from dual; select 1999, 'even more to do' from dual; select 2000, 'pooooh ....' from dual; select 2001, 'at full speed' from dual; select 2002, 'increase the DBAs salary from dual'; my boss was delighted about it daniel "Vergara, Michael (TEM)" wrote: > > Good Morning Everyone! > > My management wants a chart that shows the performance of the > database. If this was your boss, what would you show them? > > Thanks, > Mike > > P.S. This is a repeat e-mail. I never saw my other one hit the > list. > > --- > =========================================================================== > Michael P. 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