For those not familiar with American Slang, saying "You don't know dick." means "You don't know anything."
It was a pun I just could not resist... -----Original Message----- Sent: Thursday, January 09, 2003 11:06 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L The first time I read this it did not make sense, but now the light bulb has finally come on. I'll just add these folks to the s&%$list. Dick Goulet ____________________Reply Separator____________________ Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 4:30 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Tim, I think you are wasting your time. A threat from Dick is meaningless...cause they appear not to know Dick! I checked their website. Instead of 'Contact Us' it says 'Contacts Us' on each page...And I'm going to trust them to monitor my database? -----Original Message----- Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 2:59 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Um... This looks like a sales critter post... So, let's test it... Tell me Paul... Exactly why is this tool so wonderful??? And, a simple cut and paste of marketing material won't do... What exactly does it do for you that is so wonderful??? How does it free up your time??? FYI, if you are a sales critter, you shouldn't post this kind of stuff unless you have some idea of what you're are talking about... We do have a couple sales critters around but they maintain a fairly low profile and actually contribute to the list... And whatever you do don't get get on Dick's bad side... Right Dick? :-) Tim <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type" CONTENT="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 5.50.4134.600" name=GENERATOR></HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff leftMargin=70 topMargin=0 marginheight="0" marginwidth="70"> <DIV><SPAN class=211281917-09012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>Here is a quote from my Damager when I send him the link to this marvelous product:</FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=211281917-09012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=211281917-09012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>" </FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN class=211281917-09012003>W</SPAN>here do I signup. At a buck and three quarters an hour I'll replace all of you slackards....." </FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=211281917-09012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=211281917-09012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>And told him he will probably get what he paid for :) </FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=211281917-09012003></SPAN><SPAN class=211281917-09012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=211281917-09012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>- Kirti</FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=211281917-09012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=left><FONT face=Tahoma size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> Fink, Dan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]<BR><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, January 08, 2003 4:30 PM<BR><B>To:</B> Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L<BR><B>Subject:</B> RE: test this email ad<BR><BR></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN class=409202822-08012003>Tim,</SPAN></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN class=409202822-08012003> I think you are wasting your time. A threat from Dick is meaningless...cause they appear not to know Dick!</SPAN></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN class=409202822-08012003> I checked their website. Instead of 'Contact Us' it says 'Contacts Us' on each page...And I'm going to trust them to monitor my database? </SPAN></FONT></DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=left><FONT face=Tahoma size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> Johnston, Tim [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]<BR><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, January 08, 2003 2:59 PM<BR><B>To:</B> Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L<BR><B>Subject:</B> RE: test this email ad<BR><BR></FONT></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=469575821-08012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>Um... This looks like a sales critter post... So, let's test it... Tell me Paul... Exactly why is this tool so wonderful??? And, a simple cut and paste of marketing material won't do... What exactly does it do for you that is so wonderful??? How does it free up your time??? FYI, if you are a sales critter, you shouldn't post this kind of stuff unless you have some idea of what you're are talking about... We do have a couple sales critters around but they maintain a fairly low profile and actually contribute to the list... And whatever you do don't get get on Dick's bad side... Right Dick?</FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=469575821-08012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=469575821-08012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>:-)</FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=469575821-08012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=469575821-08012003><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>Tim</FONT></SPAN></DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=left><FONT face=Tahoma size=2></FONT> </DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML> -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services --------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). 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