How long does it take a DBA to screw in a light bulb? 6 or more weeks.....
1 week is planning 1 week to set up a new equipment and to install tools that query the socket every two seconds for power fluctuations. 1 week to evaluate what can be done with the old light bulb 1 week to set up development and test systems 1 week to test dozens of different light bulb/socket/light switch configurations and to measure the speed at which the light responds to the switch, ultimately choosing to not use a switch at all but install motion sensors.... The remaining time is the time the DBA waits to see if anybody asks "Where is the new lightbulb?" Have a good weekend....those of you who are not migrating, patching or reorging.... -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Odland, Brad INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services --------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
