Connor,
Don't let them bug you about doing email on your wedding day. Now that the
day is past, you've probably realized that if the wedding was a movie, you'd
get billing somewhere after "Key Grip" and "Assistant to the Assistant
Deputy Director of Props". So, on the movie marquee of your wedding, it
would read something like:
Bride
Bride's Mother
Bride's Father
Groom's Mother
Groom's Father
Maid of Honor
Flower Girl
Bride's Maternal Grandmother (if still aboveground)
Bride's Paternal Grandmother (if still aboveground and in good graces
with maternal grandmother and mother)
...
Groom (somewhere around 20th position)
...
Best Man (probably edited out, for good reason after his behavior at the
bachelor party)
...
Other guests
So, don't feel bad, enjoy the food and beverages, and just remember to keep
smiling and say "Yes dear", especially if you don't understand. :-) This
may sound like cynicism, but I really believe that bliss comes with full
disclosure and acceptance, despite what politicians and media moguls think.
Happily married 16 years and counting...
-Tim
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Sent: Monday, March 10, 2003 8:19 AM
> Congratulations Connor. May the day exceed all your expectations. If you
> figure out how to attach a piece of cake to an email, send me one. :-)
> --
> Chuck
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Saturday, March 08, 2003 8:53 PM
>
>
> > Just to add my meaningless diatribe to the discussion,
> > I think that there are "good" hints and "bad" hints.
> >
> > For example, first_rows(n) is a good hint, in that you
> > are giving the optimizer more information as to what
> > your motivations are for this query, without stifling
> > it into a choice that may not be appropriate down the
> > track.
> >
> > Hints such as index(tab,idx) are "bad" hints, because
> > you are more exposed to grief. If the index is
> > renamed, then its no longer a hint. If the data
> > distribution changes, or the index is rebuilt in
> > reverse or compressed, then it may no longer be a good
> > option, etc.
> >
> > In terms of the vendor speak of "hints imply weak
> > optimizer" I think thats nonsense. Having worked with
> > DB2 in the past, nothing used to be more irritating
> > then coming up with bizarre convolutions on an
> > otherwise simple SQL to ensure that certain indexes
> > were or were not chosen.
> >
> > Cheers
> > Connor
> >
> > PS - Its probably a little sad that I'm chit-chatting
> > on hints on the morning of my wedding day, but hey,
> > you gotta pass the time somehow whilst the other half
> > is getting the hair and makeup done :-)
> >
> >
> >
> > --- "Khedr, Waleed" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >
> > It's like the Auto-pilot
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > > Sent: 3/8/03 2:13 PM
> > >
> > > Stephane
> > > I don't see how Oracle could ever have an
> > > official position on hints.
> > > If
> > > they say hints are going away, many developers
> > > panic. If they say hints
> > > are
> > > great, then Oracle competitors will claim Oracle has
> > > a bad optimizer.
> > > A key political issue in some shops is "Using
> > > hints makes our code
> > > Oracle-specific". My reply is that hints are only
> > > comments that another
> > > database will ignore.
> > >
> > > Dennis Williams
> > > DBA, 40%OCP, 100% DBA
> > > Lifetouch, Inc.
> > > [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > >
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 12:19 PM
> > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > >
> > >
> > > Hi,
> > >
> > > I have to write a SQL and PL/SQL guide for our
> > > developpers.
> > > Some are good but most of them can use help.
> > >
> > > I'm not a big fan of hints except for insert append,
> > > I used them only if
> > > I
> > > really need to.
> > >
> > > In last october I went to a 3 days DB2 UDB course,
> > > unless I miss
> > > something
> > > there are no hint with DB2 UDB.
> > > So I was thinking that when the Oracle optimiser
> > > would be more mature
> > > maybe
> > > hints would go away.
> > >
> > > I just want to know what is Oracle direction with
> > > hints.
> > >
> > > TIA
> > >
> > > Stephane
> > >
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > Robert - IL
> > > Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 12:01 PM
> > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > >
> > >
> > > This is facinating, where does this come from? This
> > > is the second time
> > > in a
> > > week that I've heard this statement being made by
> > > someone. Hints will
> > > never
> > > go away IMHO, and Oracle continues to add more and
> > > more of them. I was
> > > told
> > > by someone at a client site that they were told by
> > > an Oracle instructor
> > > that
> > > they should not use hints in 9i....
> > >
> > > RF
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > > Sent: 3/7/2003 10:04 AM
> > >
> > > Hi,
> > >
> > > Does Oracle have an official position on hints ?
> > > Will they go away as the optimiser is becoming
> > > bettre or they are there
> > > to stay ?
> > >
> > > TIA
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Stephane Paquette
> > >
> > >
> > > Administrateur de bases de donnees
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