Call me a boy scout... I still try to overplan and get rid of kinks in
advance (when I get more than one 32 or 64 GB LUN, that is) as the storage
folks really get tired of:

<dripping_sarcasm>
Oh, my I/O problem COULDN'T be caused by how you guys placed stuff on the
frame!!  You said it didn't matter where I put things...  The cache takes
care of all of that for me, right?  You told me that it does, so it must.
I'll just go recalibrate my scripts that detect I/O bottlenecks, they MUST
be out of whack... COULDN'T be that you only gave me one controller to 500
GB and one to the mirror...  My oltp database is sharing the same disks
with the data warehouse on another server, you say?  But doesn't that cache
take...
</dripping_sarcasm>


                                                                                       
                                   
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I quit talking about RAID over a year ago.  I just put the data on the
disks the Unix folks present to the server.  If there are performance
problems that we can identify to the storage system then we pass them along
for an explanation.

Dick Goulet
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Our storage team won't even respond to me anymore when I ask for the
manufacturer's rating for non-cached I/Os per second & number of
controllers, RAID level, striping, etc...  All I get is 'why do you want to
know that' and 'what application is this for'...  BARRF will stop the
debilitating headaches since I will just refuse to talk about it anymore.
Happy Day!!



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Friends,

James Morle has done it again. Nobody does it better.

For the first public showing of his BAARF animation, please GoTo
www.MiracleAS.dk . Then get back to your work or mailing list fast :-).

Let me know if you want to become a BAARF party member, and I'll assign
you a BAARF party membership number right away. You can reach Bold
Membership Status if you can argue that you've been fighting RAID-F for
a long time, a medium time, a short time or an extremely short time.

Best regards,

Mogens

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