Hmm, applied Feng Shui for Oracle Performance.

For optimum throughput storage should be coloured red and white in
alternating bands of colour.
It's called disk-striping.

Badummp-ksssshhhh !!

I'll get me coat ... and back on topic.

Mike

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LOL, Mauve is a shade of the colour Purple.

And of course, everybody knows that purple databases run faster! ;)

Personally, I've always preferred Electric Blue databases, funky, fast, and
FAR easier to manage!




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