Orr, Steve scribbled on the wall in glitter crayon:
> I'm not assuming such a tool exists... It indeed does exist because
> the salesman who happened to be selling it said so and it must be
of course it does, and they'll install it for you because they can install
and tune it EXACTLY THE SAME WAY for every installation. so see you don't
need your DBA any more, just install the whiz-bang tool and follow the
bouncing prompt and all you troubles will be far away. until it shows red
for some reason and nobody can find out why.
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