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Crappy News Network
I try to avoid CNN, really I do- we even switched cable providers at home a
few weeks ago so I could watch BBC - but working in the media it is kind of
an occupational hazard, especially over here where senior management are so
technophobic they can't read the New York Times online and allow it to set
the news agenda like every other newspaper in North America does. Nope, we
have CNN, and the BBC along with a slew of Japanese TV news on the TV sets
in our office 24/7 and believe you me, if something is the top story on CNN,
it is gonna be on our front page more often than not.
Which is not always a bad thing since Japanese news tends to be insular and
sometimes ignore big foreign stories, or at least those that don't occur in
the United States, a trait we sometimes share with CNN, but that's a
different post.
We had a slow morning in the office the other day, so I actually got to
watch CNN Japan, almost uninterrupted for a couple of hours. But without
sound, which means I had to rely on who was on the screen and what the
annoying little on screen graphics said.
First, there was the perfect storm of irrelevancy that was Larry King. King
used to be a respectable media personality, verging on a journalist when he
was on late night radio in Los Angeles, but his long-running show on CNN has
long been a forum for softball questions, celebrity confessionals and
general crapola. The show I saw was by any measure the epitome of
uselessness. Larry King 'interviewing' professional loudmouth "Judge Judy"
and the subtitle really said it all: " Judge Judy discusses Dog the Bounty
Hunter, Oprah's School Scandal, Brittany and More" -- now excessive needless
capitalization aside, is this not a laundry list of what is wrong with
public discourse in America? We have a walking corpse interviewing a
loudmouthed middle-aged professional scold about the most meaningless issues
of the day. Believe me the "and more" was not a nuanced discussion of U.S.
policy in the middle east or a discourse on the philosophical nature of
truth.
In fact, it was a lengthy discussion about the death of the mother of hip
hop pop star Kanye West following cosmetic surgery.
Now before you chastise me for criticizing CNN for the content of the Larry
King show, which despite its journalistic pretensions is acknowledged to be
mainly a venue for celebrity gossip, confessionals and stupidity (the rest
of the week's schedule includes interviews with Donnie and Marie Osmond,
soap opera star Hunter Tylo on the drowning death of her son last month, and
fraudulent psychics John Edwards and James Van Praagh on how they talk to
the dead- anyone else smell Pulitzer?) let me hasten to point out that
following Larry King, viewers were treated to a headline news update that
lasted all of 2 minutes and was presented as far I could tell, by a
supermodel.
Not to worry, in an effort to balance the lighter-than-helium nature of
Larry King's PR fest, CNN then presented hard-hitting journalism from none
other than Gloria "Poor Little Rich Girl" Vanderbilt's offspring and
spokesmodel Anderson Cooper. Anderson has carved out a name for himself as a
newsman -- he went to New Orleans during the aftermath of Katrina, he's been
to Iraq -- and so I was not at all surprised that the first 20 minutes of
his program was devoted to the most important issue of the day: The death of
Kanye West's mother following cosmetic surgery. And before all you cynics go
bad mouthing a respected international journalist like Anderson Cooper, let
me point out that the report also discussed the popularity of plastic
surgery in the United States with polls showing how many people found it
acceptable and interview with plastic surgeons about how simple and safe it
was to have your nose fixed, your tummy tucked or your face lifted. Take
that you naysayers!
This was followed by 2o minutes on how both DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL
Dennis Kucinich and FORMER DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT Jimmy Carter both claim to
have seen UFOs at some point in their life. While discussing how these two
politicians are willing to talk about how they once saw something in the sky
that they could not identify, no mention was made of the three Republican
presidential candidates who deny evolution or the fact that the current
serving president claims that a magic sky-wizard talks to him and chose him
to be president. Clearly its these moonbat Democrats who can't be sure what
they saw in the night sky that are crazy.
I know, it sounds like maybe this was just a slow news week and Anderson had
to fill time with something. The next segment was AC 360 Raw Politics with
political expert Tom Foreman, who must be a plugged-in expert on everything
that is happening on the American Political Scene since he gives his reports
with a slightly bug-eyed exhausted/exasperated demeanor ("darn those
politicians, can you believe what they've done now?") and with his necktie
at half-mast. It's news US voters can use, despite the fact that not a
single segment in the 2 minute feature runs over 20 seconds and that the
segments tend to focus on such burning issues as who was and was not wearing
a flag pin this week and whether or not Hillary's assistant is good-looking
enough or "too" good-looking if you know what I mean.
Oh but finally Anderson make up for the fluff with a hard hitting segment
about a case that many Americans may not be aware of: The confusing and
controversial - gosh darn it we just don' know what to think - case of brown
person and "alleged torture victim" Mahar Arar, who was flying to his native
Canada through the United States when he was detained and deported to his
native the country his family comes from, Syria, for being suspected of
links to terrorism or something -- we don't know what since the U.S. refuses
to disclose why he was sent to Syria, which promised, really, they crossed
their hearts and hoped to die, that they wouldn't torture him (nudge, nudge,
wink wink, say no more) for whatever it was he might have done. A few years
and several million in compensation later, the Canadian government has
apologized to Mr. Arar for erroneously suggesting that he might have had
connections to terrorists, but the US still has him on their no fly list and
will not apologize for sending him to be tortured in Syria. (No , I'm not
going to provide links to support my statements here, there is so much out
there you can google it yourself) Anyways, the gist of the story seemed to
be that this alleged torture victim and foreign brown person wants an
apology from the United States for the way they treated him. I mean, really
how wacky are these brown-skinned foreigners? Does he really think that the
United States of America is going to apologize to someone who had the nerve
to fly through the US enroute to another country they were a citizen of,
just because the United States of America -land of the free and home of the
brave- had them sent to a third world hell hole to be tortured for no
apparent reason and still claim, despite mea culpas from the people who
accused him, that he is a terrorist? Please, the administration has other
people to needlessly torture for information they don't have priorities.
I'm sure that Anderson would have gotten to the bottom of the "alleged"
injustices done to Mr. Arar, but there just wasn't time, because before the
end of the hour he had to get to "the Shot" the regular feature that
celebrates the best piece of photo journalism available to CNN that day. The
day I watched, "The Shot" consisted of footage of a wild kangaroo loose in
the Melbourne suburbs and a polar bear swimming in a tank at a zoo. Thank
God that America was able to see these vital images before the final 30
minutes of AC 360, in which we revisited the story of Kanye West's dead
mother and more "Raw Politics" campaign gossip.
And that is not even mentioning Lou Dobbs or Glen Beck, both of whose crimes
against the truth, humanity and simple decency are dealt with elsewhere in
abundance .
Screw Richard Dawkins, the continuing existence of Atlanta and lack of a
meteor strike on CNN HQ is really all the proof you need that there is no
God.
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