MessageHi All This piece, just in from my friend Janet McCallen in Hiawassee, Georgia, may make you smile too ...
With love Alan Hong Kong ----- Original Message ----- From: Janet McCallen To: Janet McCallen Sent: Wednesday, September 07, 2005 6:54 AM Subject: Louisiana Ambassadors Say Hello I've been a little bit obsessed with what happened in New Orleans. Here's a piece copied from the New Orleans Times Picayune, by Chris Rose. I hope you all will enjoy it as much as I did, since evacuees from Katrina are probably in your community, as they are near ours. It made me smile - and smiles are to be cherished and shared. ****** Dear America, I suppose we should introduce ourselves: We're South Louisiana. We have arrived on your doorstep on short notice and we apologize for that, but we never were much for waiting around for invitations. We're not much on formalities like that. And we might be staying around your town for a while, enrolling in your schools and looking for jobs, so we wanted to tell you a few things about us. We know you didn't ask for this and neither did we, so we're just going to have to make the best of it. First of all, we thank you. For your money, your water, your food, your prayers, your boats and buses and the men and women of your National Guards, fire departments, hospitals and everyone else who has come to our rescue. We're a fiercely proud and independent people, and we don't cotton much to outside interference, but we're not ashamed to accept help when we need it. And right now, we need it. Just don't get carried away. For instance, once we get around to fishing again, don't try to tell us what kind of lures work best in your waters. We're not going to listen. We're stubborn that way. You probably already know that we talk funny and listen to strange music and eat things you'd probably hire an exterminator to get out of your yard. We dance even if there's no radio. We drink at funerals. We talk too much and laugh too loud and live too large and, frankly, we're suspicious of others who don't. But we'll try not to judge you while we're in your town. Everybody loves their home, we know that. But we love South Louisiana with a ferocity that borders on the pathological. Sometimes we bury our dead in LSU sweatshirts. Often we don't make sense. You may wonder why, for instance - if we could only carry one small bag of belongings with us on our journey to your state - why in God's name did we bring a pair of shrimp boots? We can't really explain that. It is what it is. You've probably heard that many of us stayed behind. As bad as it is, many of us cannot fathom a life outside of our border, out in that place we call Elsewhere. The only way you could understand that is if you have been there, and so many of you have. So you realize that when you strip away all the craziness and bars and parades and music and architecture and all that hooey, really, the best thing about where we come from is us. We are what made this place a national treasure. We're good people. And don't be afraid to ask us how to pronounce our names. It happens all the time. When you meet us now and you look into our eyes, you will see the saddest story ever told. Our hearts are broken into a thousand pieces. But don't pity us. We're gonna make it. We're resilient. After all, we've been rooting for the Saints for 35 years. That's got to count for something. OK, maybe something else you should know is that we make jokes at inappropriate times. But what the hell. And one more thing: In our part of the country, we're used to having visitors. It's our way of life. So when all this is over and we move back home, we will repay to you the hospitality and generosity of spirit you offer to us in this season of our despair. That is our promise. That is our faith. Chris Rose can be reached at noro...@bellsouth.net. Janet G. McCallen Writer, Dilettante, Jewelry-Maker Facilitator of effectiveness through rich conversation www.janetmccallen.com janetmccal...@alltel.net 209-A Berrong Street Hiawassee, GA 30546 706.896.9435 Cell: 770.331.2434 Feel free to forward this e-mail to others who might be interested; they can subscribe by e-mailing me. You are receiving this e-mail because you have indicated your interest. If at any time you wish not to receive further Reflections e-mails, please replay with "Remove" in the subject line. (c) 2005 Janet G. McCallen * * ========================================================== osl...@listserv.boisestate.edu ------------------------------ To subscribe, unsubscribe, change your options, view the archives of osl...@listserv.boisestate.edu: http://listserv.boisestate.edu/archives/oslist.html To learn about OpenSpaceEmailLists and OSLIST FAQs: http://www.openspaceworld.org/oslist