On 4-Mar-2009, at 20:05, Charles Bennett wrote: > On Mar 4, 2009, at 4:48 PM, Patrick Coskren wrote: >> On Wednesday, March 04, 2009, at 03:26PM, "David P. Henderson" >> <[email protected] >>> 2 separate commandments: #6 re adultery, #9 coveting neighbor's wife >>> >>> see <http:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_commandments> >> >> See, this is why I didn't last long at Catholic school. :-) > > According to the immortal Carlin there are really only two anyway. > > 1: Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy > nookie. > 2: Thou shalt try really hard not to kill anyone, unless of course, > they pray to a different invisible man than you.
http://www.kreme.com/religion.html Still one of my favorite rants of all time. "But I want you to know something, this is sincere, I want you to know, when it comes to believing in God, I really tried. I really, really tried. I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up." > Damn, I miss his amazing wit. Aye, me too. -- There is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. None, not one, no God, never was. _______________________________________________ OSX-Nutters mailing list | [email protected] http://lists.tit-wank.com/mailman/listinfo/osx-nutters List hosted at http://cat5.org/
