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Just something to pass the time and hopefully bring
a smile, esp. the speedos bit!
take care,
love jess.
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WOMEN
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They smile when they want to scream.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They sing when they want to cry.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They cry when they are happy and laugh when
they are nervous.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They fight for what they believe in.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They stand up for injustice.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They don't take "no" for an answer when they
believe there is
>a
>better
> > > > > solution.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They go without new shoes so their children
can have them.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They go to the doctor with a frightened
friend.
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> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They love unconditionally.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They cry when their children excel and cheer
when their friends
>get
> > > > > awards.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They are happy when they hear about a birth
or a new marriage.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Their hearts break when a friend dies.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They have sorrow at the loss of a family
member, yet they are
>strong
> > > when
> > > > > they think there is no strength left.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a
broken heart.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Women come in all SIZES, in all colors and
shapes.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much
>they
>care
> > > > > about you.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > The heart of a woman is what makes the world
spin!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Women do more than just give birth.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They bring joy and hope.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They give compassion and ideals.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They give moral support to their family and
friends.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.
> > > > >
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> > > > > IT'S BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MONTH
> > > > >
> > > > > IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN
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> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > We got off the Titanic first.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > We can scare male bosses with mysterious
gynecological
>disorder
> > excuses.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Taxis stop for us.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > We don't look like a frog in a blender when
dancing.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival
The Speedo.
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> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > We don't have to pass gas to amuse
ourselves.
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> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > We can congratulate our teammate without
ever touching her
>rear.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > We never have to reach down every so often
to make sure our
>privates
> > are
> > > > > still there.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > We have the ability to dress ourselves.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > We can talk to people of the opposite sex
without having to
>picture
> > them
> > > > > naked.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're
aware that we look
>like
>an
> > > > > idiot.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > There are times when chocolate really can
solve all your
>problems.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > We'll never regret piercing our ears.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > We can fully assess a person just by looking
at their shoes.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > We can make comments about how silly men are
in their
>presence,
> > because
> > > > > they aren't listening anyway.
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