I think I have a sense of humour similar to Rhonda, and and not forgetting
how good for us all it is to laugh!
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From: "Irene Van Der Laan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, November 07, 2002 7:51 PM
Subject: Fwd: Fw: FW:
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> >From: "Kerrie Connley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >To: "Lyn Ilett" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>,"Sue Melville"
> ><[EMAIL PROTECTED]>,"Emma Smith"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>,"Irene
> >Healy" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>,"Don Anderson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Subject: Fw: FW:
> >Date: Wed, 6 Nov 2002 18:42:43 +1100
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> >----- Original Message -----
> >From: "Kerrie Connley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >To: "Kerrie Connley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Sent: Wednesday, November 06, 2002 4:36 PM
> >Subject: FW:
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> > > > Things you always wanted to know!
> > > > >If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
> >produced
> > > > >enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth
> >it.)
> > > > >
> > > > >If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
> > > > produced
> > > > >to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
> > > > >
> > > > >The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body
> >to
> > > > >squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
> > > > >
> > > > >A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a
> >pig.)
> > > > >
> > > > >A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to
> > > > >death. Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
> > > > >
> > > > >Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not
> >try
> > > > >this at home...... maybe at work.)
> > > > >
> > > > >The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to
> >its
> > > > >body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
> >("Honey,
> > > > I'm
> > > > >home. What the....?!")
> > > > >
> > > > >The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's a like a human
> >jumping
> > > > >the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you
> > > > >imagine??)
> > > > >
> > > > >The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on
> >the
> > > > >bottom of a pond?)
> > > > >
> > > > >Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in
my
> >next
> > > > >life...quality over quantity)
> > > > >
> > > > >Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to
> >know.)
> > > > >
> > > > >The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)
> > > > >
> > > > >Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
> >left-handed
> > > > >people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
> > > > >
> > > > >Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would
> >be
> >a
> > > > >good thing....)
> > > > >
> > > > >A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to
> >figure
> > > > >that out?)
> > > > >
> > > > >An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like
> > > that.)
> > > > >
> > > > >Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
> > > > >
> > > > >Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot
> >longer.)
> > > > >
> > > > >Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
> > > (What
> > > > >about that pig??)
> > > > >
> > > > >Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
> > > > >stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
> >(maybe
> > > > even
> > > > >a chuckle)
> > >
> > >
> > >
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