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A collection of funny but true stories about the way kids
think.
I was driving with my three young children one warm
summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.
She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old
shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat
belt!"
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My son Zachary, 4, came screaming
out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I
fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a
moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up
and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then,
'cause it fell in the toilet a few days
ago."
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On the first day of school, a
first grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The
opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his
parents."
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A woman was trying hard to get
the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she
asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister,
Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the
phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the
bottle."
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A little boy got lost at the
YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the
room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't
you ever seen a little boy
before?"
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BIBLE
A little boy
opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old
pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and
looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the
pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out. "What have you got
there, dear"? With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I
think it's Adam's
underwear!"
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