(Don't know what a haiku is? Haikus are 3 lined, non-rhyming poems with 5-7-5 syllables.)
During my campaigning for a 'NO' not the Danish referendum for the Unitary Patent Court (which will most likely accept software patents) I have won over may hearts by a simple haiku poem. Now I am going to try the same with GNU Parallel: Every release note from now on will include the best (unused) haiku poem I have received so far. Here are to example to get you going: Programs very slow. Multiple can run at once. Use GNU Parallel. -- Ole Tange Many jobs to run. Idle cores is not your thing. Use GNU Parallel. -- Ole Tange /Ole
